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20090828
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
*****

*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'..that's why.'
Wife : ????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****

*Oh,Lastly..the funniest....*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!


haha. have a good laugh!XD
LOVE <3

;8/28/2009 04:43:00 PM

工作粉辛苦........笑一笑吧~


害我早餐差點噴出來



一位很有耐心小學老師正在向學生解釋有的字有特別含義,像「乳」字的含義:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鴿、乳豬等。要他們好好記住~

講解完後,老師要求小英用乳字來造句。




小英說:「因為現在房價太高了,所以我家去年買的 30坪 公寓,在社區內只能算是乳房。」

老師冒著冷汗說:「不對,再造一個!」


小英說:「我年紀太小,連公園旁 一米 寬的乳溝都跳不過去!」

老師冷汗如雨下說:「不對不對,再造一個!」


小英抱著頭說:「老師,我真的想不出來了,我這個乳頭都快想破了! 」

老師....




哈哈哈哈
LOVE <3

;8/28/2009 12:20:00 AM

20090825
The Story of the Butterfly


One day, a small opening opened on a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to free its body through that little hole.

Then it seemed to stop making any progress.

It appeared as if it had gone as far as it could and it could not go any further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly; he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon.

The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a withered body. It was tiny and had shrivelled wings.

The man continued to watch because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would open, enlarge and expand, to be able to support the butterfly's body, and become firm.

Neither happened; in fact the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a withered body and shrivelled wings. It never was able to fly.

What the man in his kindness and goodwill did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggling required for the butterfly to emerge through the tiny opening was God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings, so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved in freeing itself from the cocoon.

Similarly, I guess struggles we face in life are there for a reason too. Let us keep working hard at it, and one day, may we emerge like a healthy and beautiful butterfly!

No one said life was always going to be easy and smooth-sailing, but the struggles we go through have meaning too, and are there to help us grow. Life is beautiful, treasure life! Even the tough times where it is just so easy to grow weary.

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SOMETHING ELSE.......

各位女士們注意:

傍晚6pm至早上6am是女生權益(重要咨詢)

曾經與一位律師朋友聊天得知,我們正談論法律和女士的權益問題…

律師朋友告訴我一個案:
一個年輕的少女被身穿便服的男警察強奸了。當時,少女和男友拿不出駕駛執照,這警察要求少女跟她回警察局,要其男友回家去拿駛照。
途中就載少女到一処偏僻地方,強奸了她。

律師朋友清楚說到:其實女士們在傍晚6pm-6am是有權利拒絕任何(男)警察的要求,自己單獨跟隨一或一群(男)警察囘返警局。即使有通緝令,也可以暫時拒絕。
除非,當時是被女警逮捕,而且警察局裏的警察人員都是《女警》在當值。又或者,被男警逮捕時有女警在場。否則一概可拒絕。

這法律知識對我們很有幫助,以防備下囘有類似事情發生在我們身上、家人朋友身上。
因爲很多人對《法律》和《警方程序》的無知,而不幸受害真的很多。

說真的,對此我之前真的不知道,相信也有很多人不知道。。

請傳給你認識所有人、身邊的家人朋友(尤其女士)。。
祝大家幸福平安每一天。



Women's Rights 6 pm to 6 am (important for your knowledge)

Dear all,
Please read and share with your loved one ....

IMPORTANT
Women's Rights 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.
I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine.
We were discussing the law and women's rights.

She told me about this incident
- a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station.

Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.

In fact, the law clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her...

It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station.
And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.

It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. Just thought I'd share this with you. I did not know this and am sure lot of us will not know this- please be informed..... And pass on this info to whom all you know.......

LOVE <3

;8/25/2009 11:54:00 AM

20090823

死不瞑目----恐怖大測試

分類:心理測驗

一個曾經和你做過壞事的女性朋友偷偷的隱瞞過去,而且還和經由婚姻介紹所認識的男人舉行了一場排場很大的婚禮。其實你已經在不久前死去,但由于心裡掛念著 她,所以就變成幽靈出現在她的結婚典禮上,她看起來似乎非常幸福的樣子 正當你覺得鬆了一口氣的時候,天使讓你看到她的未來……

1、看起來非常溫柔、而且擁有很好條件的新郎事實上是一個大騙子,對方幫她保了高額的保險,然後打算把她殺死。
2、她的丈夫是一個花花公子,兩人雖然已經有了小孩,但是他卻完全不顧家庭,而且在外面還有別的女人,讓她非常煩惱。
3、房屋貸款與小孩教育費的負擔非常沉重,于是她也必須出去工作,不過她的家庭非常美滿,家人們相處的十分融洽。
4、她丈夫的事業一帆風順,事業規模不斷擴大,她也以社長夫人的身份活躍于各個領域。

























解析:

1、看起來非常溫柔、而且擁有很好條件的新郎事實上是一個大騙子,對方幫她保了高額的保險,然後打算把她殺死。

  當你的朋友心情沮喪、向你吐苦水的時候,你會覺得對方很煩;可是一旦對方看起來十分幸福,你又會覺得對方在向你炫耀,這種個性很不好,再這樣下去可能會被朋友背叛噢!


2、她的丈夫是一個花花公子,兩人雖然已經有了小孩,但是他卻完全不顧家庭,而且在外面還有別的女人,讓她非常煩惱。

  像你這種個性很吃虧,“哦該怎麼幫他?”、“他能夠幸福真是太好了” 即使你的心裡很關心別人,但是卻不會表現出來,因此可能會被誤解是一個冷漠的人,不妨勇敢地表達出來。


3、房屋貸款與小孩教育費的負擔非常沉重,于是她也必須出去工作,不過她的家庭非常美滿,家人們相處的十分融洽。

  這種類型的人不會特別為別人著想,但是也不會特別冷漠,如果找他商量或發牢騷,他會奉陪到底,只是覺得有點麻煩。這種類型的人不會嫉妒別人的幸福,但也不會為他人設想。


4、她丈夫的事業一帆風順,事業規模不斷擴大,她也以社長夫人的身份活躍于各個領域。

  這種類型的人有很強的同情心,會把別人的悲傷或幸福通通看成自己的事情,感受性也比其他人豐富,不管是言語或行為都不會做作,表現的十分真誠,因此會結交到很多朋友。


試試看~ XD

LOVE <3

;8/23/2009 01:49:00 PM

海派甜心,

羅志祥新戲劇!! XD
他在這部戲的造型一定會讓大家眼睛一亮的?!?! 是帥是可愛還是醜呢?!
拭目以待!! :D

MOVIES TO CATCH...
The proposal
Imagine that
G.I. Joe: rise of cobra

MAYBE
Orphan (the rating look good)
The hangovers - look like some funny show!LOL

OHMY. so many movies to catch!
i have already missed a few, i guess. @.@
SHALL WATCH THEM FAST! XD

going to some book showcase thing or something like that, TOMORROW.
wow. busy busy busy.HAHA.

anyway. anybody know how to make a website.
i neeed help. it's a business kind of thing.
okayyyy.... if anybody readdddds this. might have $MONEY$!
.
.
.
.
.
.
*useless...*

=.=
takecare people. (:
LOVE <3

;8/23/2009 12:16:00 AM

cant stop loving you.........

Each Time the wind blows
I hear your voice so
I call your name...

Whispers at morning
Our love is dawning
Heaven’s glad you came

You know how I feel
This thing can’t go wrong
I’m so proud to say I love you

Your love’s got me high
I long to get by
This time is forever
Love is the answer

I hear your voice now
You are my choice now
The love you bring
Heaven’s in my heart

At your call
I hear harps
And angels sing

You know how I feel
This thing can’t go wrong
I can’t live my life without you
I just can’t hold on
I feel we belong

My life ain’t worth living
If I can’t be with you
I just can’t stop loving you
I just can’t stop loving you
And if I stop
Then tell me just what will I do
Cause I just can’t stop loving you

At night when the stars shine
I pray in you I’ll find A love so true
When morning awakes me
Will you come and take me
I’ll wait for you

You know how I feel I won’t stop until
I hear your voice saying "I do" "I do"
This thing can’t go wrong
This feeling’s so strong
Well, my life ain’t worth living
If I can’t be with you
I just can’t stop loving you
I just can’t stop loving you
And if I stop...
Then tell me, just what will I do
I just can’t stop loving you

We can change all the world tomorrow
We can sing songs of yesterday
I can say, hey... farewell to sorrow
This is my life and I, want to see you for always
I just can’t stop loving you
If I can’t stop
And if I stop
I jsut can’t stop loving you
You know I do
And if I stop
Then tell me, just what will I do


LOVE <3
`再也说不明白 除非大家互相.....`

;8/23/2009 12:01:00 AM

20090817
first day of work was not so bad.
met neo, and jane. really nice people.
the rest, i either forgot the name or i dont even understand what their name was!lol.

it's not as tired as i think it would be!
and indeed those people are helpful!(:

the boss(es) is/are really good.
the are so kind and cheerful.lol.

i hope things get even better and i will learn more things to prepare myself for uni! (:

LOVE <3
`姐,希望你作对的选择...放弃绝对不是办法~~`

;8/17/2009 11:21:00 PM

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
2... Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense ... The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion..

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks:

· Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,

· Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

· You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

· Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

· 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

· Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

START TAGGING ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON BLOG!XD

LOVE <3

;8/17/2009 04:10:00 PM

20090812
1.泼水节
泼水节上,大家彼此泼水祝福,突然一人骂道:妈的 ,谁泼我?旁人劝道:泼你是祝福你.
骂人者道:少来这套,谁拿开水泼我来着?


2.等车
今天早上上班赶公共汽车,到站台的时候,汽车已经启动.
于是我边追边喊:"师傅,等等
我,师傅等等我呀!......"
这是一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句:"悟空,你就别
追了"


3.岂有此理
医院的产房外,一群男子正在等着就任新爸爸.一位护士从
产房匆匆走出,对其中一位说
道:"祝贺你,你太太生了!"
另外一位男子把烟蒂掷在地上,跳起来喊道:"岂有此理!
我比他先到的,为什么还没轮到我?"


4.扎针
某甲到医院做健康检查,护士拿了针要替他抽血,某甲看著
闪闪发亮的的针头忍不住问:“会不会痛啊?我怕痛!”护士说:“放心好了,我做了二十几年的护士……”某甲说:“太好了,我放心了!”然后护士一针扎下,只听到某甲杀猪般的一声惨叫,护士才缓缓接道:“没有一次不痛的。”


5.弄巧成拙
酒吧里,乔治独自在喝着啤酒。他突然觉得自己要去洗手间
,他怕离开后有人偷喝他的啤酒,便在桌上写了一张纸条:“我在杯中吐了口水。”他回来后,发现纸上又加了一句:“我也吐了一口。”。。。


6.声音太大
诸葛亮是个精通奇门八术的人,其中有一项特长就是口技。
却说这一日诸葛亮正与刘备在帐中议事,诸葛亮突然想放屁,又怕被刘备听见,不好意思。他灵机一动 ,道:“主公,为了调节一下气氛,我学啄木鸟叫给你听怎么样?”刘备点点头。诸葛 亮模仿啄木鸟叫了两声,趁机把屁给放了。然后问道:“怎么样主公?我学的象不象? ”刘备道:“你再学一次吧,刚才你放屁的声音太大,我没见。”


7.
有一丑女始终嫁不出去,希望被拐卖,一天终于梦想成真,
被人绑架,绑匪嫌她丑,将其送回原处,此女坚决不下车,绑匪头咬牙跺脚地说:走!车不要了!


8.春运时火车非常拥挤,某君趁停车时将屁股伸出窗外大
便。车下的巡检员发现大喊:叼雪茄的胖子,把头缩回去


9.我在马路边,看到一分钱,刚要弯腰捡,原来是口痰,
我*,他个妈,谁吐这么圆?


10.一次军事演戏中,一棵炮弹偏离很远。派去查看的士
兵发现,炮弹落在农田里,田中站着一农民,衣衫破碎满面漆黑,双眼含泪的说:偷棵白菜,犯得着用炮轰吗???


11.还记得那年在树下军训吗?教练对同学们说:“第一
排报数!”你惊讶地看着教练,教练又大声说了一便:“报数!”于是,你极不情愿地转过身去抱住了树!


12.天气呼冷呼热,在这季节心情难以平静,总挂念着远
方的你,我愿养一只信鸽,让它每天飞到你处,哪怕能做的只是简简单单的一个动作:在你头上拉一泡屎!


13.
某晚,一裸男叫了一辆出租车,女司机目不转睛盯着看他,
裸男大怒,吼道:你他妈没见过裸男呀!女司机也大怒:我看你他妈从哪儿掏钱!


14.某村妇首次进城,欲上茅厕,良久未遇,无奈求助警
察:同志,前面有个公厕,请问母厕在哪?


15.护士看到一病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声地对他说
:“小心肝!”病人微笑着说:“小宝贝。”


16.一老伙计丢车,当他把新买的一辆车放在楼下时他上
了三把锁并夹了一张纸:让你丫偷!第二天车没丢,并且多了两把锁和一张纸,上写着:让你丫骑!


17.老师想让体育委员确认一下全班女生来齐没有,就对
他说:“你去把全班女生清一下。”体委是个小色鬼,忙问:“亲哪个?”老师¥#……¥%


18.初中数学课上,老师讲方程式变换,在讲台上袖子一
挽大声喝道:同学们注意!我要变形了!……


19.上网的时候,朋友总说过,如果您回帖了,会全家幸
福的
不然的话……

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The LOVED one.
About me,HSUHSINWEN.
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23june 1989
im TWENTY!:\
design student
architecture.
♥sing&design+compose
♥DANCE:D

♥I LOVEMUSICS♥




FOREVER the same.
i LOVE♥ taiwan!
i like people who laugh alot!:D
and seriously if you think you are one, i'd like to make friends with you! haha.

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新浪
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TERENCE
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WAYNE
WEIHUNG
WENSHUANG
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Recent HAPPENINGS.
突破才有人生的意義
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送給女人的四句話
男人最想隱瞞女人的七大隱私
令女人無法抗拒的六種男人
you wont let me....
糾纏
原來不愛一個人了,可以那麽的自私。。。
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