MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER* Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?' Muthu : '13th October.' Interviewer : 'Which year?' Muthu : 'Every year.' *****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER* The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?' Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.' *****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP* After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' Wife: 'No! Why?' Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'..that's why.' Wife : ???????? *****
*MUTHU & TOURIST* A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.' *****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT* Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.' *****
*MUTHU & DRIVER* When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.' *****
*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL* Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'* WASH BASIN * ' *****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART* Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?' Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. ' *****
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ??? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
haha. have a good laugh!XD LOVE <3
;8/28/2009 04:43:00 PM
One day, a small opening opened on a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to free its body through that little hole.
Then it seemed to stop making any progress.
It appeared as if it had gone as far as it could and it could not go any further.
So the man decided to help the butterfly; he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon.
The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a withered body. It was tiny and had shrivelled wings.
The man continued to watch because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would open, enlarge and expand, to be able to support the butterfly's body, and become firm.
Neither happened; in fact the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a withered body and shrivelled wings. It never was able to fly.
What the man in his kindness and goodwill did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggling required for the butterfly to emerge through the tiny opening was God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings, so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved in freeing itself from the cocoon.
Similarly, I guess struggles we face in life are there for a reason too. Let us keep working hard at it, and one day, may we emerge like a healthy and beautiful butterfly!
No one said life was always going to be easy and smooth-sailing, but the struggles we go through have meaning too, and are there to help us grow. Life is beautiful, treasure life! Even the tough times where it is just so easy to grow weary.
Women's Rights 6 pm to 6 am (important for your knowledge)
Dear all, Please read and share with your loved one ....
IMPORTANT Women's Rights 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. I was talking with a lawyer friend of mine. We were discussing the law and women's rights.
She told me about this incident - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station.
Took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed.
In fact, the law clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to go to the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issued against her...
It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between 6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken to an ALL WOMEN police station. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proven that a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.
It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of use remains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge is power. Just thought I'd share this with you. I did not know this and am sure lot of us will not know this- please be informed..... And pass on this info to whom all you know.......
MOVIES TO CATCH... The proposal Imagine that G.I. Joe: rise of cobra
MAYBE Orphan (the rating look good) The hangovers - look like some funny show!LOL
OHMY. so many movies to catch! i have already missed a few, i guess. @.@ SHALL WATCH THEM FAST! XD
going to some book showcase thing or something like that, TOMORROW. wow. busy busy busy.HAHA.
anyway. anybody know how to make a website. i neeed help. it's a business kind of thing. okayyyy.... if anybody readdddds this. might have $MONEY$! . . . . . . *useless...*
=.= takecare people. (: LOVE <3
;8/23/2009 12:16:00 AM
cant stop loving you.........
Each Time the wind blows I hear your voice so I call your name...
Whispers at morning Our love is dawning Heaven’s glad you came
You know how I feel This thing can’t go wrong I’m so proud to say I love you
Your love’s got me high I long to get by This time is forever Love is the answer
I hear your voice now You are my choice now The love you bring Heaven’s in my heart
At your call I hear harps And angels sing
You know how I feel This thing can’t go wrong I can’t live my life without you I just can’t hold on I feel we belong
My life ain’t worth living If I can’t be with you I just can’t stop loving you I just can’t stop loving you And if I stop Then tell me just what will I do Cause I just can’t stop loving you
At night when the stars shine I pray in you I’ll find A love so true When morning awakes me Will you come and take me I’ll wait for you
You know how I feel I won’t stop until I hear your voice saying "I do" "I do" This thing can’t go wrong This feeling’s so strong Well, my life ain’t worth living If I can’t be with you I just can’t stop loving you I just can’t stop loving you And if I stop... Then tell me, just what will I do I just can’t stop loving you
We can change all the world tomorrow We can sing songs of yesterday I can say, hey... farewell to sorrow This is my life and I, want to see you for always I just can’t stop loving you If I can’t stop And if I stop I jsut can’t stop loving you You know I do And if I stop Then tell me, just what will I do
LOVE <3 `再也说不明白 除非大家互相.....`
;8/23/2009 12:01:00 AM
first day of work was not so bad. met neo, and jane. really nice people. the rest, i either forgot the name or i dont even understand what their name was!lol.
it's not as tired as i think it would be! and indeed those people are helpful!(:
the boss(es) is/are really good. the are so kind and cheerful.lol.
i hope things get even better and i will learn more things to prepare myself for uni! (:
LOVE <3 `姐,希望你作对的选择...放弃绝对不是办法~~`
;8/17/2009 11:21:00 PM
DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water 2... Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours 5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day. 6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days) 2. Gastric (10 days) 3. Diabetes (30 days) 4. Constipation (10 days) 5. Cancer (180 days) 6. TB (90 days) 7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily.
This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.
This makes sense ... The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion..
Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks:
· Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,
· Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
· You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
· Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
· 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
· Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive... START TAGGING ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON BLOG!XD
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