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害我早餐差點噴出來



一位很有耐心小學老師正在向學生解釋有的字有特別含義，像「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等。要他們好好記住~

講解完後，老師要求小英用乳字來造句。




小英說：「因為現在房價太高了，所以我家去年買的 30坪 公寓，在社區內只能算是乳房。」

老師冒著冷汗說：「不對，再造一個！」


小英說：「我年紀太小，連公園旁 一米 寬的乳溝都跳不過去！」

老師冷汗如雨下說：「不對不對，再造一個！」


小英抱著頭說：「老師，我真的想不出來了，我這個乳頭都快想破了！ 」

老師....



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